He went to 'collage'.
lolz. Good one. I'm still drinking me covfefe
The driver was an alcohol?
Yep. I barrel age my own spirits and last night I bottled... and its a rule: You have to sample some, you know for Quality Assurance... or for science or something.
Sounds much fancier than normal old college.
And with those epic spelling skills he clearly wasn't the only one. /sarcasm
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