I'm not speaking to any of my imaginary friends at the moment.
I've spoken to them, they don't mind that much. I promised not to tell you that they kind of hate you. So I won't tell you that.
Cool. Thanks for not telling me. My feeling would be hurt.
Yeah, that would suck and I would not generally want to do that to you.
Unless it was funny, but hurting a fren's feelings could never be funny!
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