Who the hell am I suppose to send all my dick pics to in the meantime?
To pmyb2, silly. The B stands for Boners!
That sucks but if you can get a better one maybe a blessing in disguise?
Nope down graded to a cantalope.
It's larger heavier, but now I can fuck it.
See you then, sir!
Cook it for 15 minutes and smash it with milk, butter and salt.
Bummer Dude.
If you buy a second hand crApple iPhone, make sure it's not iCloud locked.
No crapple for me
So you got a new phone?
Yeah I got a free s5 with a broken screen that still works sorta
My ex-girlfriend is a whore.
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