Asshole was trying to disprove flat earth theory, asked why polar bears weren't eating all the penguins.
I told him that since penguins were birds, with wings, they could just fly away.
Some people don't understand logic.
Encyclopedias from the fifties tell us there is a firmament.
Do paaiiiingwins hayuv chikin wangz?
OH LAWDS GIBS ME DAT!
Yeah but instead of buffalo flavor they taste like cool ranch doritos.
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