I'm probably going to follow you
Let's get one thing straight here - you don't want to follow me. You may think that you do, because it's not an entirely uncommon thing - but learn from the mistakes of those who have gone before: what looks, from a distance, vaguely like a personality, is in reality just a cunningly disguised septic tank.
let me know you exist
Simply impossible.
Here's a tip: if you don't want me to wish to associate with you, don't leave a charming comment. Let my following of serve as a reminder of your failure.
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