I wish! I bet that would have been AWESOME! It was in burger form. At a party thrown by one of my dad's weird friends. There was also rabbit and rattlesnake, and adult beverages that I was not interested in at that point, being a dumb little kid. What an epic ranch this weirdo had, though! A tiny midget with an enormous ranch! Totally nutty. To be fair, he was kind of a giant by midget standards... Dad had lots of wacky stories about the guy, but I've probably doxed him and myself enough at this point, even though this was enough decades ago to be well before the internet as we know it now, so it probably matters less.