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[–] 2 pts

Rapid antigen tests which are superior and don't involve having your cranial cavity punctured cost $10 and you can pick them up from (((CVS, Walgreens, Wal-Mart, et al.)))

[–] 3 pts

Superior in that it is just as fake but slightly less gay.

[–] 0 pt

But will they get you past the (((vax mandates)))?

[–] 0 pt

Do they really puncture when they do the test?

[–] 2 pts

You get penetrated with a long Q tip. It is strange because you'd think a mouth swab would be sufficient given how contagious everyone makes it seem.

[–] 4 pts

Oh, well fuck that.

Never took a test, never will.

How else are they going to get the bioweapon in you? Uhhh errrr ummm make sure your negative?

[–] 0 pt

He needs to send me a picture of his gape.