It's for stoners who want to pass drug tests. They pretend like these tests are going to catch the meth head but the only drug they actually catch is pot (because the metabolites actually hang around for longer than a day).
I’ve used this before.
It’s also for people who think having to get your urine tested just to work is fucking bullshit.
Works great. No problems. Just follow the instructions.
There’s one with a penile attachment if you’re monitored while taking the test.
Unmonitored you just pour it in their cup.
Well, they catch users of other drugs who can't quit for a week. But yeah. Drug tests are stupid.
That's why it pays to have a low body fat percentage if you're going to smoke. That way when the time comes to piss in a cup, you don't have all that much work to do. Just stop ingesting any new substances and start ingesting copious amounts of water and vitamin B pills. If you do it right, you'll be pissing out essentially just yellow died water.
Yeah I researched this when I had to pass a drug test to work transport ambulance in college and I had smoked a bowl the month before. You just have to be below a specific parts per million for metabolites and it's achievable through dilution, though the external bladder method is the most fool-proof/reliable.
1) Take creatine tablets for 2 weeks before the test (if you fail for color they check creatine levels as a barometer for dilution).
2) Never give them your first piss of the day (it's loaded with the all the sediments/metabolites from the night).
3) Take a lot of vitamin B (for the yellowing to make your diluted piss look normal).
4) Drink a ton of water before the test (the actual dilution).
5) Don't burn any fat the day of the test (limit the metobolites present).
Ps. Fuck lab corp and all this corporate big brother shit.
Everything you said was true and I agree with it all.
I've heard some won't take the sample if it's too neon yellow, they know people try that trick.
But sir, this is my piss. You must take it. I have no other.
I feel like those are the places that are in the ghetto or some other spot where it is common for people to try to beat the test.
I feel like those are the places that are in the ghetto or some other spot where it is common for people to try to beat the test. But yeah creative is good to take too.
The water DIES?! I do not want to kill the water!
Oh, nevermind. You said that the yellow dies, not the water. DIE, YELLOW!
You must become a killer if you want to service and pass the test.
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