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[–] • 4 pts

I will splinter your ankle into a 1000 pieces and scatter it in the wind

[–] • 3 pts

You mean the other one? I think I already did that to the right one.

[–] • 2 pts

That hurts. Trust me and my screws and metal plates.

[–] • 2 pts

I have a confession. I have a deep yearning to be with you. I want to make you my private property and defend you from minorities. Will you accept my proposal or will you continue to wander aimlessly in the wild?

[–] • 3 pts

Just remember that the warmest sweaters are made from sheep that are on fire.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

You jackass

[–] • 3 pts

yes

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

You should get a crutch

[–] • 3 pts

I've been using an in shoe brace w/ the rigid plastic sides to keep it from being able to roll... However this morning while it was off to take the trash out I just slipped into some sandals and stepped down out my back door. B/c of the trash bags I didn't notice the Miracle gro spray attachment connected to my hose and stepped down onto that and was greeted by an uber loud snapping sound in my ankle. I'm able to walk on it still but I really thought I broke the fucker at first. Basically it just hurts as bad as it did when it first happened last week again.