Can we ban being a dick but pretending to be nice about it? I see this all the time on TV. Woops, I just told you your wife is dead. I'm just kidding, here she is. Also here is five buks. Now we need you to spend some time with us bragging about how kind we are in a ritual of forced emotion. Also when you think it should end we'll just keep going like the Peter Griffin shin bang of self congratulation.
Fuck this shit. If you were actually a nice person you would just be a nice person.
Yuck, what show does that? lol!
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