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We have a free subscription through our cell provider so I thought I’d check it out. See a show about welding and fabrication called Metal Shop Masters, how bad could it be right? Spoiler alert. The first show has some mixed race sheboon with absolutely no talent. The first fail is they tell her she can’t bring anything already made, which she did and had to tear it apart. Then she makes the black fist as a sculpture with the shittiest welds on the hand. It looked like a toddler made it compared to the other ones. Of course she was voted out for the shitty project but they still had to get that BLM message in there for diversity. Don’t get me started on the faggoty host that stands with his heels and toes touching each other. Another spoiler alert: They have some woman on there that makes a grill by taking an old camp stove and twisting wire rod around it to make it look like a piece of fish wrapped in banana leaf. Another major fail. Fuck Netflix.

We have a free subscription through our cell provider so I thought I’d check it out. See a show about welding and fabrication called Metal Shop Masters, how bad could it be right? Spoiler alert. The first show has some mixed race sheboon with absolutely no talent. The first fail is they tell her she can’t bring anything already made, which she did and had to tear it apart. Then she makes the black fist as a sculpture with the shittiest welds on the hand. It looked like a toddler made it compared to the other ones. Of course she was voted out for the shitty project but they still had to get that BLM message in there for diversity. Don’t get me started on the faggoty host that stands with his heels and toes touching each other. Another spoiler alert: They have some woman on there that makes a grill by taking an old camp stove and twisting wire rod around it to make it look like a piece of fish wrapped in banana leaf. Another major fail. Fuck Netflix.

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Then she makes the black fist as a sculpture with the shittiest welds on the had. It looked like a toddler made it compared to the other ones.

I have access to Netflix though I don’t pay for it. I never use it but I’m tempted to track down this show just to see this terrible monkey fist being made

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That alone is worth it. The whole thing is a disaster.

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Jesus, that host is SUCH a fucking faggot. And your comment about how he stands kept me cracking up. And it’s like, the whole fucking time.

Yeah the sheboon basically tried to cheat, brought in stuff that was not only pre-assembled, but someone else made them, and her plan was to just stack them up and call it art. Then of course it looks like she welded the whole thing together with a crayon.

Awful. At least she got booted while “representing every black person in America.”

Edit: ok, the jews still sucked me into the second episode. Just wanted to say how it’s weird that every single team decided to do seafood as what they grilled. That’s weird, right? Just me? I also feel like there’s no chance anyone will win except Ivan, the lumberjack-looking dude from Michigan. Way more skilled and creative than anyone else there

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Ivan is awesome. I haven’t finished it yet but my money is on him also. That host is a stand up comedian Jo Koy, I don’t think he is really gay but sure looks like it. He was married but maybe he changed teams.