SMARTY PANTS DISCUSSION FOR INTELLIGENT PEOPLE, feb 2019 -------------------------------------------------------- P: let's gaze at our navels and discuss our hands and philosophy and shit in here P: http://magaimg.net/img/791g.jpg H: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Uhhhh no sound. K next question stupid bald tranny. P: actually it's a soft patting sound. H: Okay you win. U r moar smart danggg P: so how'd you figure einstein was a sped? probably just knowing the freaks love their in jokes and inversions, i suppose. P: that 'E=MC^2" meme that's put up everywhere where 'smart people' clipart is needed, there's gotta be another meaning to that. 'relativity". inbreeding joke? P: you know how in cartoons for 6yo a smart sciency character would spout off junk with mix and match computer or biology words that have no context? like they take real sciency words and throw them in a blender and put that in the script. truth in plain sight. P: i feel really really gay for talking about cartoons. H: They do that in star trek constantly. WE HAVE TO REALIGN THE DILITHIUM WARP DRIVE CORE OR WE'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER. QUICK GO FIND 13 YEAR OLD WESLEY CRUSHER HE WILL SURELY SAVE US ALL. H: So. I was briefly in a phd program and lots of the people there were straight up retarded to the point ut was incredibly embarassing. And not just retarded like... awkward or whatever. Straight up terrible at even basic level material in the field. P: best stories now!!!!!! H: More stories... one gross ftm from portland who painted shims toenails liked to bring up how they knew i was well endowed. A different really creepy weasely type ftm was always really creepy around me and came up right behind me at a urinal one time at a party, awkwardly close. They are so homo. H: Also there was a party once for festivus with like 50 people there. You know the feats of strength for festivus? Anyways, guess who the host of the party wanted to wrestle? me... out of everyone. This fatass martin has like 150 lbs on me easy... but at the time i was drunk / high and wanted friends and stuff. Today idd tell her to frigg off. Anyways so we wrestle and i did really well actually. Put up a good fight. But the landwhale eventually just layed on top of me and i couldnt really get out. H: Cringey to think back on, but just more proof how SPECIAL real men are. I was the chosen target for a reason..... P: crazy how they're able to sniff us out. i'm REALLY wondering how the young ones can sniff out other young normal females. adults cis tare women get piercings and tats and are usually freakishly fat, but children aren't supposed to be tatted or pierced yet. but a real man would look so ALIEN and stand out a lot. H: They ALL learn how to pose covering their hip with their hand. Hips dont lie... they talk about bone structure and cheekbones all over tv and movies. H: When youre forced to get your neck shaved down from a young age and get brow implants and cheek implants and jaw implants and chin implants you will learn the indicators. They learn how to walk to hide the q angle... well... that teaches them q angle. Mtf learn tranny poses which teaches them about hips. Etc etc. P: in my memory, 5 year olds would be absolute hell freaks. 5yo dont get shavings done, but in elementary school and middle school i noticed the tall gangly loud asshole girls all had uniform cuts in their eyebrows and throats. didnt see much about the martins. martins are real no-effort here. discolored hands are RARE, and complete baldness only happens sometimes. H: Boy haircut boy clothes boy name is all martins need to pass when young. Then they get the hormones.... H: So many martins wear rat pelts you have no idea. H: They are taught skulls and bones from a young age. P: with what big blabbers and loudmouth young children are, they really do have to be INHUMAN to keep secrets. crazy. H: They arent like regular humans. They are amazing secret keepers. They love saying "oohh im soo bad at keeping a secret" or 'im soo bad at lying'. P: ... and even THAT is a lie, wow. never thought of this. lie ception. H: Exactly H: Btw i ninja edited. Also the worst professors i ever had were my PhD level profs. All trannies of course. P: GIVE ME THE STORIES H: Sheesh i was typing one out. Haha. P: I H U N G E R H: Bed time. Pray for rapture. P: irl it's been SO QUIET for a few hours... didnt hear one single blasted vehicle! no planes. no cares. no wind. no ambience. it's very overcast. the fake clouds SWALLOWED UP the crescent moon. right before my eyes. good time for a piercing trumpet.. H: Oh and of course none of the ftm wanted anything to do with me besides one ftm who was kinda close with me and the mtf. I seem to attract a few quirky lone wolf type ftm, but most ignore me and never show any intention of wanting to be friends with me. H: My stories are real good you better appreciate them P: i do! my own life is very uneventful save for some ENRAGING RAGE MOMENTS but i dont wanna go there. H: No matter how much i tried to fit in i would only ever become "close friends" with the plants... the tranny plants. Its so scripted. The mtf that was my plant best friend for phd school was a gross huge jawed mtf with jacked up surgery jaw, from NY. Lived in the city and thought that was so cool. Pretty boy brother. Obsessed with online shopping. Would talk about flushing tampons down the toilet and having horrible periods and would skip class for it. Bitch probably didnt even take hormones. H: Anyways.. just tried to cause a rift between me and my now wife. Would be rude to her behind my back. H: Also this mtf would talk about loving "guys" with really nice skin, long hair, married "men"... there was this crazy pretty boy ftm in our year who was of course married to an absolute DOG! Never made sense to me until trannyland revelation. H: Anyways. This evil strat plant went back to NY exactly when i quit the program, i mean, i never really intended on finishing the program it was just something to do for a few years and get more teaching experience, and they paid you a tiny bit, enough for rent and weed and booze anyways. H: So this mtf goes back to NY and i havent heared from them since besides a few gchat conversations that I, of course, initiated. They make no effort to stay in contact. Just temporary friends cuz its their current masonic gig or whatever. Who knows what they get out of it. H: So... we had this intro to teaching thing for the new phd people. I already had 2 years teaching under my belt so it was very very cringey watching these people who had never taught before give their little presentations. H: One sporty loud horse face brutish man voice mtf in particular kept giving analogies, but they made absolutely no sense. And these were supposed to be analogies for BASIC LEVEL stuff, like for the classes we would be teaching. This is in stem so the concept of an analogy shouldnt be too hard to grasp, either... so awkward and cringey for me. H: Also, during one of these things a stumpy martin who always wore one of those goofy hats that newspaper boys would wear (what is up with this martin type) gave his little talk and it was ... okay... we were supposed to give feedback so my feedback was that i thought it was kinda weird and unprofessional to give a lecture while wearing a hat. H: Poor fella probably couldnt aford a nice rat pelt or something. Hahah. But i always remember people didnt seem to like that suggestion of mine. Sorry but wearing a hat inside while giving a presentation is really dumb. P: the hat thing never would have crossed my mind. what kind of anal-ogies did the horse give? H: Well. Unless youre familiar with the definition of a function it wont make much sense to you. They said a function was like a labeling machine at a bottle factory... which... is a horrible analogy, but i guess it kinda works if youre a braindead tranny. P: oh and the REAL HIDDEN PURPOSE of school is to teach you how to cheat and get away with it. they punish you for getting caught. you gotta put EFFORT into cheating. H: What about overly verbose and complicated philosphy? Kant being a good example. "Prolegomena to any future metaphysics" is a good example I can remember being forced to read in college philosophy. H: The best book i ever read in all my philosophy classes (took 4 or so classes) was a book called "on bullshit" here it is. Very cheap. You can read it in less than a few hours and its the only philosophy book id ever consider reading again or suggesting to others H: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31FTgq17XCL._AC_SY400_.jpg H: Pdfs probably are easy to find online. H: Anyways, all this book needs is a good statement at the end telling you everything you learn in school is bullshit and so are dinos and volcanoes and great apes, etc etc. P: frankfurt. dicks being eaten. "eat a dick". sounds about right. H: Ye just some jew ftm gatekeeper. The philosophy teacher who made us read this was a MORBIDLY OBESE (i always found that funny, wheres the logic in being obese) freemartin. She would wear shorts every day and loved lecturing with one foot up on top of a desk... really freaking gross. Very full of themself too. Their research was in "robot ethics" HAHAH P: well the freaks are robots. ethics is all about 'mee want shekels (rubs hands)" H: There was an ftm professor that was so obese they were pretty close to a perfect sphere. Also they were vegitarian... named their ftm tranlet 'zolton' no joke. She was into photography and would take the department photos. We all were up on this grassy patch, raised up a foot and a half or so off the ground, ready to take the department photo, she hits the timer button and waddles over, steps up but starts tilting back... one of those moments where you could just FEEL everyone gasping inside themselves. It was miraculous that thing didnt topple over and explode on the ground like humpty dumpty. God had pitty on her that day... H: More stories about that martin. She was very rude (why are fatties so mean?) And would fall alseep always during exams. Brought homemade cookies to exams, though, that were allegedly good... i never had this professor but I would never eat cookies a morbidly obese person made. Gross. P: what's the most suspicious thing it ever said or did? H: I didnt have it as a professor so I couldnt say. But it was one of those condescending and overly mysogynistic freemartins. I hate mysogynistic freemartins.... dickgirls think theyre better than women. H: Our department head was overly mysogynistic which was hillarious because his mtf wife was a rockstar in 'her' field and the dept head was a nobody. P: i hate misogynistic martins mostly because they call strats women, giving us a bad name. P: that's the worst insult. H: Thats true, but theyre also rude and nasty to real women calling them fat and stuff P: when they're the fattest of them all... what even is the logic. there is none. for how much they WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY BRAIN they sure don't know what they're for. P: remember how a big thing of ancient egypt lore is 'they thought the brains were boogers and threw them away". and how brains brains brains are images plastered all over 'smart person stuff' next to 'atoms' and dinosaurs and volcanoes and spaceships and viruses. P: might be something to this... H: The heart is undervalued and the brain, at least the big parts of the brain (pineal and stuff seem important) are overvalued. The gut is also ignored and thought of as just poop related but i think its more important than that. Lots of people with depression or other mood problems get gut issues. H: Ive had stomach problems... not much appetite, lots of queasy feelings, for a lot of ny life. Not so much recently. But weed was a big help for it. H: My rexdad smoked weed while i was inside her. They pretend it was my "mom" who smoked, but we know the truth now... maybe that didnt help my digestive tract. Weed affects that area so it might not be great to screw with it before youre born. H: I bet my rexdad was very sick during her pregnancy from the attempted tranification. P: whatever crazy drugs they take that turn them into bald pedos can't be good, yeah. P: ... the better i get at spotting the freaks, the more i realize how they only passed by being the MAJORITY. 'living in a dump' allegory again. the hormones do NOTHING helpful. yet they won't stop taking them. no matter what. they're still squeaky and gay. that doesn't change. H: I agree. They are so obvious to me now it makes me sick. P: does the Bible even talk about brains??? H: This would be good to research. H: Also... those instincts we get. We dont feel it in the brain. Its a heart /gut thing. P: let's talk about intelligence worship. such a big amorphic topic. so huge and formless but everywhere and a big huge major thing people obsess over. P: you know all those tragic tales of woe of SUPER GENIUS SAVANT tranlets who'd get some degenerative brain disorder and become wheelchair droolers, or die tragically in some fake shooting? sad fuel. 'oh look at how smart this brat is with a 33,000,000 iq OOPS HE'S DEAD LOL" H: Heres one word that is perfect for this topic. TRIVIA. P: all this stuff is no more valid than star trek lore. P: actually something interesting to dissect would be, how did they decide what bs history was canon. what dinos are canon, others 'fake'. what ancient societies are canon and others 'myths'. why are we told ancient aztecs were real but atlantis is 'fake'. who decided that the current model of outer space was the best thing to go with. what other things got scrapped. P: not that any of it matters but i kinda wonder how they sorted the canon from not canon. H: Just more appeal to authority bullshit is my guess and obscuring the truth with tons of layers of bullshit. Unicorns exist narlywhales are fake and gay. For example. /end