recovered this old post:
i had the N64, which has been described as being an anomaly of a console from an alien dimension, but idk a thing about this stuff and even to this day, 20 years later, NO ONE can emulate it, not even nintendo themselves. famiclones and nes demakes and homebrews are still going strong, there's still a market for famiclones. but NO ONE, even 20y later, can attempt to make an n64 clone. weird huh?
SUPER MARIO 64 (1996)
- peach's castle is a masonic temple with a really weird sun floor tile that likes to overlap foreground objects. the n64 was just WEIRD, man.
- had a lot of 'castles in the sky' levels. floating sky castles in the clouds is very much a media meme. could refer to the Kingdom of Heaven.
- Lethal Lava Land was the 'hell' level. had a volcano sublevel.
- ancient egypt level, that place probably never existed and has nothing to do with Masr. 'ancient egypt' probably has as much to do with memphis tennessee as it does with modern egypt. has a pyramid sublevel where you fight a hamsa hand golem thing.
- Rainbow sky level with a FLYING AIRSHIP, interesting...
- haunted house level that has... an elevator in what appears to be an outhouse? that has a wet basement and a weird merry go round that's brightly colored, plays weird silly clown music, has a bunch of ghosts, and spits fire. pizzagate
level???
- Wet Dry World is a flooded barren city level that looks like people could still live there, but the enemies are only a few bugs and electric and fire orbs, and robots. no people/organic enemies. you have to completely flood the level to access the area called "downtown".
- Hazy Maze Cave is a long winding level with toxic gas, maybe a 'hollow earth' theme (idk about that but it's a meme...) and a plesiosaur is in a hidden underground lake. you can see stars in the ceiling/sky.
- megatree grandfather clock level with time manipulation gimmick.
- two christmas levels with penguins and talking snowmen. and weird moneybag frogs.
LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME (1998)
- many many zelda games have a 'time travel' theme. loads of them do. but i only ever played some zelda games. but time travel/time loops are crucial to the series.
- has a 'shark/whale belly' level. loads of zelda games have "Jonah" themed levels.
- temple of Time is a masonic temple.
- first dungeon is a mega tree, like the ones in the ancient pre-Flood world.
- second dungeon is lava/volcano/dinosaur themed
- third dungeon is that whale belly level.
- the great fairies are hideously terrifying MTF, but then again all characters are trans here.
- first temple dungeon is an ancient abandoned mansion, reclaimed by nature.
- fire temple has a zombie dragon snake that flies around without wings. sound familiar?
- there are fish people. i doubt a flood would kill them, but they get frosted to death.
- spooky dungeon has a vertical descent layout, lots of underground scary ghost horror stuff in the charming little old village.
- zelda series has important people trapped in crystals. there's something to that.
- -- also elder scrolls soul gems.
- has castrati muslims lmao
LEGEND OF ZELDA MAJORA'S MASK (2000)
made out of cut sidequests from Ocarina, with a time loop story slapped on it.
- huge mask theme. that's definitely symbolic.
- water dungeon is apparently a sunken ancient factory.
- big transformation theme here
- huge ancient dead city with a brightly colored underground section, and a dead sand-worn surface. and zombies. and ghosts.
BANJO KAZOOIE (1998)
mario 64 but even furrier.
- kazooie IS a boy, it's just they didn't read all the 'she her' pronouns kaz uses throughout the game.
- the witch probably wants to get a blood transfusion from the little strat bear.
- what's that neckbeard mole doing tunneling throughout the witch's lair, getting away with it, and apparently banjo didn't know his little stratsis was friends with the creep.
- has a 'belly of a robot whale shark' level.
- ancient egypt level, natch. lotsa pyramids and mummies. and a dick joke tree.
- features a gorilla and tailchimp in first level.
- the shaman turns the furry into washing machines and stuff.
- lots of dick jokes and cutesy squeaky talking objects with googly eyes. it's british for sure.
- you win the game by learning the witch's filthy disgusting secrets that her 'nice' gossipy sister tells you. interesting...
- megatree level with a time loop theme.
- haunted house level. but idk about pizzagate stuff. oh you get turned into a tiny pumpkin and get flushed down a talking toilet.
- -- has a haunted church where floating ghost hands teach you piano.
- -- ouija board minigame
- classic pirate level. arr ahoy ye matey, shiver me timbers, muh booty (rubs hands together)
- swamp level with alligators and tortoises. there's a giant live tortoise that has... tiny turtles practicing music inside. okay.
- christmas level. that's definitely a meme. has walruses but no penguins.
- two pollution levels.
BANJO TOOIE (2001)
all the good stuff was carried over from BK, and the rest was better programmed crap.
- aztec/mayan tiger level. fake history.
- zombie/ghost theme but everyone's okay with it.
- more dick jokes.
- dinosaur level with cavemen. amazingly, the t rex transformations suck.
- -- has a dino vore minigame. rareware promotes furry degeneracy.
- -- seriously i had to stop playing donkey kong 64 because the furry fetish shit got to be TOO MUCH
- giant theme park level. features the gorilla, outer space section, wild west section, and hell section. and more dick jokes.
- wild west prospecter level. i liked that one.
- atlantis level. top had a harbor town with a pollution problem, underneath it is a sunken city. no merfolk. everyone's dead.
- hailfire peaks, a glacier/volcano level with weird dragons. fire side was carried over from BK. seems to have an ancient greece theme??
- grunty industries, a massive industrial/pollution level.
- features a 'native american' strat. fake culture.
- features aliens that travel from level to level.
- had a horrid 'heaven' level. featured weird made up critters and bizarre food buildings.
that's all i can think of for now. discuss. add. talk about whatever.
recovered this old post:
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i had the N64, which has been described as being an anomaly of a console from an alien dimension, but idk a thing about this stuff and even to this day, 20 years later, NO ONE can emulate it, not even nintendo themselves. famiclones and nes demakes and homebrews are still going strong, there's still a market for famiclones. but NO ONE, even 20y later, can attempt to make an n64 clone. weird huh?
SUPER MARIO 64 (1996)
- peach's castle is a masonic temple with a really weird sun floor tile that likes to overlap foreground objects. the n64 was just WEIRD, man.
- had a lot of 'castles in the sky' levels. floating sky castles in the clouds is very much a media meme. could refer to the Kingdom of Heaven.
- Lethal Lava Land was the 'hell' level. had a volcano sublevel.
- ancient egypt level, that place probably never existed and has nothing to do with Masr. 'ancient egypt' probably has as much to do with memphis tennessee as it does with modern egypt. has a pyramid sublevel where you fight a hamsa hand golem thing.
- Rainbow sky level with a FLYING AIRSHIP, interesting...
- haunted house level that has... an elevator in what appears to be an outhouse? that has a wet basement and a weird merry go round that's brightly colored, plays weird silly clown music, has a bunch of ghosts, and spits fire. pizzagate
level???
- Wet Dry World is a flooded barren city level that looks like people could still live there, but the enemies are only a few bugs and electric and fire orbs, and robots. no people/organic enemies. you have to completely flood the level to access the area called "downtown".
- Hazy Maze Cave is a long winding level with toxic gas, maybe a 'hollow earth' theme (idk about that but it's a meme...) and a plesiosaur is in a hidden underground lake. you can see stars in the ceiling/sky.
- megatree grandfather clock level with time manipulation gimmick.
- two christmas levels with penguins and talking snowmen. and weird moneybag frogs.
LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME (1998)
- many many zelda games have a 'time travel' theme. loads of them do. but i only ever played some zelda games. but time travel/time loops are crucial to the series.
- has a 'shark/whale belly' level. loads of zelda games have "Jonah" themed levels.
- temple of Time is a masonic temple.
- first dungeon is a mega tree, like the ones in the ancient pre-Flood world.
- second dungeon is lava/volcano/dinosaur themed
- third dungeon is that whale belly level.
- the great fairies are hideously terrifying MTF, but then again all characters are trans here.
- first temple dungeon is an ancient abandoned mansion, reclaimed by nature.
- fire temple has a zombie dragon snake that flies around without wings. sound familiar?
- there are fish people. i doubt a flood would kill them, but they get frosted to death.
- spooky dungeon has a vertical descent layout, lots of underground scary ghost horror stuff in the charming little old village.
- zelda series has important people trapped in crystals. there's something to that.
- -- also elder scrolls soul gems.
- has castrati muslims lmao
LEGEND OF ZELDA MAJORA'S MASK (2000)
made out of cut sidequests from Ocarina, with a time loop story slapped on it.
- huge mask theme. that's definitely symbolic.
- water dungeon is apparently a sunken ancient factory.
- big transformation theme here
- huge ancient dead city with a brightly colored underground section, and a dead sand-worn surface. and zombies. and ghosts.
BANJO KAZOOIE (1998)
mario 64 but even furrier.
- kazooie IS a boy, it's just they didn't read all the 'she her' pronouns kaz uses throughout the game.
- the witch probably wants to get a blood transfusion from the little strat bear.
- what's that neckbeard mole doing tunneling throughout the witch's lair, getting away with it, and apparently banjo didn't know his little stratsis was friends with the creep.
- has a 'belly of a robot whale shark' level.
- ancient egypt level, natch. lotsa pyramids and mummies. and a dick joke tree.
- features a gorilla and tailchimp in first level.
- the shaman turns the furry into washing machines and stuff.
- lots of dick jokes and cutesy squeaky talking objects with googly eyes. it's british for sure.
- you win the game by learning the witch's filthy disgusting secrets that her 'nice' gossipy sister tells you. interesting...
- megatree level with a time loop theme.
- haunted house level. but idk about pizzagate stuff. oh you get turned into a tiny pumpkin and get flushed down a talking toilet.
- -- has a haunted church where floating ghost hands teach you piano.
- -- ouija board minigame
- classic pirate level. arr ahoy ye matey, shiver me timbers, muh booty (rubs hands together)
- swamp level with alligators and tortoises. there's a giant live tortoise that has... tiny turtles practicing music inside. okay.
- christmas level. that's definitely a meme. has walruses but no penguins.
- two pollution levels.
BANJO TOOIE (2001)
all the good stuff was carried over from BK, and the rest was better programmed crap.
- aztec/mayan tiger level. fake history.
- zombie/ghost theme but everyone's okay with it.
- more dick jokes.
- dinosaur level with cavemen. amazingly, the t rex transformations suck.
- -- has a dino vore minigame. rareware promotes furry degeneracy.
- -- seriously i had to stop playing donkey kong 64 because the furry fetish shit got to be TOO MUCH
- giant theme park level. features the gorilla, outer space section, wild west section, and hell section. and more dick jokes.
- wild west prospecter level. i liked that one.
- atlantis level. top had a harbor town with a pollution problem, underneath it is a sunken city. no merfolk. everyone's dead.
- hailfire peaks, a glacier/volcano level with weird dragons. fire side was carried over from BK. seems to have an ancient greece theme??
- grunty industries, a massive industrial/pollution level.
- features a 'native american' strat. fake culture.
- features aliens that travel from level to level.
- had a horrid 'heaven' level. featured weird made up critters and bizarre food buildings.
that's all i can think of for now. discuss. add. talk about whatever.
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