So last night | Poal: Say what you want.

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So last night

I was at home but the house was reversed and the front door was on the left side instead of the right side. I was building computers, but the intern wouldn't do anything other than stand there and drool. When I got a machine built, the dingoes and the jaguars would take the covers and lean them up against the tree and run around them like a sacrifice. The big lights were on like someone was filming this for a wildlife special, but the world ended at the edge of the yard.

Would y'all mind keeping your dingoes and jaguars at home? Imma trying to make a living here.

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Anxiety dream. Remember, it is very important to masturbate to completion before going to sleep. Endorphins replace anxiety-caused brain activities with satiation, pleasure and a feeling of well-being. However, choose your eyes-closed fantasy very carefully, absolutely avoid furries, monsters, huge niggers continuously raping you in every orifice, strangling kittens or puppies, and particularly a death-dive into a pool of seminal fluid where the sperm all have sharp teeth -- very sharp teeth -- and are always hungry for exposed genitalia. .

Disclaimer: I do not do any of these.