I was killed and now I'm reincarnated — and I can prove it. ---- A 5-year-old boy claims that he was an African American woman killed in a fire and reincarnated.

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Oh technically the graphics are good, sound and fx also. The level design kind of sucks balls though, but that's a different issue, it's content/user generated mostly, so it doesn't really count.

But that's also completely besides the point; technically it's perfect, I'm not saying the whole rendering engine is bad. It's the situation the problem, the password has been changed and nobody has it, we're trapped inside. In effect it boils down to this

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Actually the graphics are terrible. This world is like 8 bit graphics. I got taken to outside of the universe and the difference in everything from here to there is stark, if you know how to look you can see the blocks everything is made of. Its ridiculous.

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No it's fine, it passes

And again that's beside the point, brute force isn't going to unlock shit, it's vain

So yeah we wish we could shut it down, but we can't

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I was taken to the control room of the universe earlier this year. I don't know how or why. I was on my way to the fridge to get a beer. Next thing I know I, I am in a different existence, yet I am still me. But everything else is way different. So much more detail. I could see the sound waves, I could see heat, I could see magnetic fields, there is so much more. I could see the whole universe at once from my vantage point. Then this strange fucking guy with a gigantic red strawberry head and a little baby body came floating over to me and told me that I was now ordained the Master of the Universe. I am charge of it all. He opened the control panel and I did not understand a thing, and he said, it's all yours and floated away.

What the fuck do I know about running the whole god damned universe?

I chased him down and asked him if I could just go back to where I was before they brought me here. He says no

I begged and pleaded. Told him I don't know how to run the universe. and he says, its running, you better learn

what the fuck.

So here I decide to let the universe take its natural course, cause if I attempt to change anything, I have no doubt that there will be unintended consequences that could be catastrophic for the whole universe. Cause from there you can easily see how the whole thing is connected, everything is connected. I don't know how to react if I were to cause a catastrophe, I wouldn't know what to do to stop it. So I let it run, as the man said. It was already running.

I continued to beg and plead to return to my home and my family.

This went on for a couple weeks and they just kept saying no, you can not return, you are master of the universe.

I told them that I will be master of the universe from earth, cause I wasn't about to change a damned thing anyways at any point. I can do that here. You know

and you know what, they finally relented. then I went zoom, through universe, there is so much life and so many different varieties you can not even fathom. So many civilizations and societies all across the universe. It is unfathomable how many, seemingly endless.

Then bam, im on my knees in front of the fridge digging beers out for everyone.

My friends said I went to go get beer and vanished they were asking where I went. If was outside. And I told them I was declared Master of the Universe, and they were ok yeah ok.

I was taken to the control room of the universe earlier this year. I don't know how or why. I was on my way to the fridge to get a beer. Next thing I know I, I am in a different existence, yet I am still me. But everything else is way different. So much more detail. I could see the sound waves, I could see heat, I could see magnetic fields, there is so much more. I could see the whole universe at once from my vantage point. Then this strange fucking guy with a gigantic red strawberry head and a little baby body came floating over to me and told me that I was now ordained the Master of the Universe. I am charge of it all. He opened the control panel and I did not understand a thing, and he said, it's all yours and floated away. What the fuck do I know about running the whole god damned universe? I chased him down and asked him if I could just go back to where I was before they brought me here. He says no I begged and pleaded. Told him I don't know how to run the universe. and he says, its running, you better learn what the fuck. So here I decide to let the universe take its natural course, cause if I attempt to change anything, I have no doubt that there will be unintended consequences that could be catastrophic for the whole universe. Cause from there you can easily see how the whole thing is connected, everything is connected. I don't know how to react if I were to cause a catastrophe, I wouldn't know what to do to stop it. So I let it run, as the man said. It was already running. I continued to beg and plead to return to my home and my family. This went on for a couple weeks and they just kept saying no, you can not return, you are master of the universe. I told them that I will be master of the universe from earth, cause I wasn't about to change a damned thing anyways at any point. I can do that here. You know and you know what, they finally relented. then I went zoom, through universe, there is so much life and so many different varieties you can not even fathom. So many civilizations and societies all across the universe. It is unfathomable how many, seemingly endless. Then bam, im on my knees in front of the fridge digging beers out for everyone. My friends said I went to go get beer and vanished they were asking where I went. If was outside. And I told them I was declared Master of the Universe, and they were ok yeah ok.

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