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>Eat me.

[–] 1 pt

I would have been more inclined to look at the data and say that some non-human primates communicate on a level similar to fungi, with "intellects" (for lack of a better word) akin to spores, molds, and funguses.

Seeing as they appear to be perfectly content to exist in an environment of total darkness, fed on a steady daily diet of pure, undiluted horseshit.

So I'm not surprised that they were found to possess some rudimentary form of communication. Hell, some of them even become ambulatory.

When they do this, they are reclassed as, "journalists".