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There is a prophecy that when st. Michael's statue bleeds, the four horsemen ride and you will know revelations has begun.

Four death cults will rise in that time: communism representing famine, islam representing death, anarchy representing war, and controlled ultranationalism and globohomo representing pestilence.

Not necessarily in that order.

Then the antichrist will come as a false philosopher king to lead the way out of the havoc he created. He will to the Islamics be al dajjal and Muhammad, to the khazars he will represent messiah. To the communists he will be "the new modern man", to the anarchist "the revolutionary", to the ultranationalists "the emperor."

His color will be purple, and 1/3rd of the world will follow him, in forcing the other 2/3rds to worship him if not as a god, then with the same fervor.

And he will make war against America and the saints.

>And he will make war against America and the saints.

Republicans? 😂

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Republicans? 😂

I'm schizoposting. Fuck if I know.

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Wonder what blood type that red colored cornstarch is?

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And just like the shroud of Turin, people flocked to the town to witness the miracle and good times were had by all and the city became a tourist destination.