Same reason trans-genders commit suicide. Their target doesn't exist.
Same reason trans-genders commit suicide. Their target doesn't exist.
"I have a theory that Bigfoot is blurry.
"That's actually more terrifying."
-- Mitch Hedberg
"I have a theory that Bigfoot **is** blurry.
"That's actually more terrifying."
-- Mitch Hedberg
DAMN YOU. Beat me to it.
DAMN YOU. Beat me to it.
Because they don't exist.
Because they don't exist.
Simple. Bigfoot can go invisible and teleport. Joe Parsons oppened an occult portal to hell and bigfoot is really a demon. Thats why bigfoot sightings have occult orbs of light.
Simple. Bigfoot can go invisible and teleport. Joe Parsons oppened an occult portal to hell and bigfoot is really a demon. Thats why bigfoot sightings have occult orbs of light.
Cuz he's usually invisible
Cuz he's usually invisible
You might enjoy reading up on pandas in China. They were thought to be a myth and even though they are a slow animal, eats a specific diet, and has a limited range, it took a long time before one was captured.
You might enjoy reading up on pandas in China. They were thought to be a myth and even though they are a slow animal, eats a specific diet, and has a limited range, it took a long time before one was captured.
Because they live deep in the incredibly vast Boreal forest that spans an entire continent and are highly intelligent and experts at keeping out of sight.
Because they live deep in the incredibly vast Boreal forest that spans an entire continent and are highly intelligent and experts at keeping out of sight.
Bigfoot is an extrademinsional being that can phase shift in and out of our deminsion so it's impossible to catch one they are way to advanced
Bigfoot is an extrademinsional being that can phase shift in and out of our deminsion so it's impossible to catch one they are way to advanced
It's about the journey, not the destination.
It's about the journey, not the destination.
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