Did you know that humanity is controlled via the moon? It is a giant spacecraft parked in perfect orbit. The occasional “moon lights” are the giant stabilizer thrusters firing, also called transient lunar lights.
All of our memories are stored there. Fascinating stuff. We have had a large group of humans there, and have had them there since 1978. It was one of the first hurdles of humanity. Much like 2001 a space odyssey.
So I have heard.
upvoated for the perceived conviction to that shit
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