"hey man I was walking through the woods....and like this little goblin walks up "Mister.....I'm hungy" I scream and slap it away and then I realize it's a child.....a Mexican child. I lead it out of the woods next to a nearby high way and I shit you not ....be crossed all 6 lanes dodging cars left and right" .... "uhh I mean God told me to go find the little faggot." WOW SO INSPIRING.
That's what really happened.
"hey man I was walking through the woods....and like this little goblin walks up "Mister.....I'm hungy" I scream and slap it away and then I realize it's a child.....a Mexican child. I lead it out of the woods next to a nearby high way and I shit you not ....be crossed all 6 lanes dodging cars left and right" .... "uhh I mean God told me to go find the little faggot." WOW SO INSPIRING.
That's what really happened.
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