Basically chad alien used a hypno ray on her and was like "you wanna bone" and she said no and they left, and now she wishes they would come back.
It was an illegal alien, not an extraterrestrial. She now loves burritos, fiestas and leaching off the government for free gibbs,
So what.
Most women are attracted to FILTHY MEXICANS! That's how you can tell who the WHORES are.
She's the daughter of former potato peeler and professional has-been Abby Normal.
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