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On Monday, March 8th, a roadside zoo in Fairfax, VA, had a barn catch fire that housed two giraffes and both died in the blaze.

One of the beautiful animals was a long time resident at the zoo. He was well loved by everyone who visited the zoo, especially children. His name was Waffles, but his new companion had not yet been named. The cause of the blaze is under investigation, and I'm wondering why the barn didn't have any fire sprinklers, but maybe it did and this detail just hasn't been mentioned in any reports. Fairfax is very close to D.C. https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/updated-two-giraffes-die-in-roers-zoofari-fire-in-reston/article_5afec1b8-8069-11eb-af64-c70eeed09dba.html

May both giraffes rest in peace.

Now for the strange part.

Michelle Obama's new children's cooking show is debuting on Netflix this coming Tuesday, March 16th, which falls smack in the middle of the Ides of March (15th-17th). This date is also one week to the day of Waffles and his companion's deaths. The name of Big Mike's show? Waffles and Mochi.

What do you need if you're cooking? Some sort of heat source such as fire.

Michelle Obama seems to enjoy watching things burn. Let's not forget that Big Mike was partying on a boat watching Notre Dame burn. https://www.tmz.com/2019/04/16/michelle-obama-paris-dinner-cruise-notre-dame-fire/

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Was poor Waffles a sacrifice to ensure that Big Mike's new children's cooking show was a success? Let's not forget that many children may be triggered by feelings of sadness because part of the show's title shares the same name as the beloved Giraffe who was essentially cooked to death along with his nameless companion.

Now, let's enter the Twilight Zone:

It was announced on March 8th that Big Mike will be on The Tonight Show on March 16th to discuss her new children's cooking show. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/michelle-obama-appear-tonight-show-213500052.html https://archive.is/Bdnm5

Is it truly a coincidence that her appearance to discuss the children's cooking show 'Waffles and Mochi' is announced on the same day Waffles the Giraffe dies in a fire?

On Monday, March 8th, a roadside zoo in Fairfax, VA, had a barn catch fire that housed two giraffes and both died in the blaze. One of the beautiful animals was a long time resident at the zoo. He was well loved by everyone who visited the zoo, especially children. His name was Waffles, but his new companion had not yet been named. The cause of the blaze is under investigation, and I'm wondering why the barn didn't have any fire sprinklers, but maybe it did and this detail just hasn't been mentioned in any reports. Fairfax is very close to D.C. https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/updated-two-giraffes-die-in-roers-zoofari-fire-in-reston/article_5afec1b8-8069-11eb-af64-c70eeed09dba.html May both giraffes rest in peace. Now for the strange part. Michelle Obama's new children's cooking show is debuting on Netflix this coming Tuesday, March 16th, which falls smack in the middle of the Ides of March (15th-17th). This date is also one week to the day of Waffles and his companion's deaths. The name of Big Mike's show? Waffles and Mochi. What do you need if you're cooking? Some sort of heat source such as fire. Michelle Obama seems to enjoy watching things burn. Let's not forget that Big Mike was partying on a boat watching Notre Dame burn. https://www.tmz.com/2019/04/16/michelle-obama-paris-dinner-cruise-notre-dame-fire/ Photo: https://i.imgflip.com/2yw63h.jpg Was poor Waffles a sacrifice to ensure that Big Mike's new children's cooking show was a success? Let's not forget that many children may be triggered by feelings of sadness because part of the show's title shares the same name as the beloved Giraffe who was essentially cooked to death along with his nameless companion. Now, let's enter the Twilight Zone: It was announced on March 8th that Big Mike will be on The Tonight Show on March 16th to discuss her new children's cooking show. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/michelle-obama-appear-tonight-show-213500052.html https://archive.is/Bdnm5 Is it truly a coincidence that her appearance to discuss the children's cooking show 'Waffles and Mochi' is announced on the same day Waffles the Giraffe dies in a fire?

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No kidding! Here I thought they bought part of Shitflix. Yeah, I cancelled, too, when they featured Cuties. Fuck that company. You know Cuties isn't going to be there last pedo production. They can crash and burn for all I care.

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Problem: Netflix is doing great. They had a brief stock drop, but it rallied a week later. But I will never darken their door again.

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Yeah, it's sad there are so many zombies out there that don't know what's going on or don't give a damn.