I'm so jealous, I have never had the privilege of a Bigfoot invasion. It's a little hard for them to blend in on the high prairie. RIP your whiskey and pizza pockets.
You could have a career in feces identification though. I had 2 cops show up on a night shift with a tupperware container of shit. Somebody had taken a dump on the foreman's desk at the refinery. Unfortunately, we don't do DNA testing in the ER. We certainly could have used you!
I'm so jealous, I have never had the privilege of a Bigfoot invasion. It's a little hard for them to blend in on the high prairie. RIP your whiskey and pizza pockets.
You could have a career in feces identification though. I had 2 cops show up on a night shift with a tupperware container of shit. Somebody had taken a dump on the foreman's desk at the refinery. Unfortunately, we don't do DNA testing in the ER. We certainly could have used you!
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