Uhura: "Sir, sensors indicate Reliant is on scene. Sir, Mr. Chekov is the XO on Reliant."
Kirk: "Chekov, huh? Shields up! Lock phasors. Go to yellow alert."
Kirk: "Open a channel."
Uhura: "Sir, no response."
Kirk: "That's damn funny. Go to red alert. WTF is Reliant doing here at a Federation secret project? What system is this? Tau Ceti? Tau Ceti? We left a bunch of genically altered scumbags in this system like 30 years ago. They must have captured Mr. Chekov and his ship! FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOS!... TARGET THEIR WARP CORE!"
...the end.
Uhura: "Sir, sensors indicate *Reliant* is on scene. Sir, Mr. Chekov is the XO on *Reliant*."
Kirk: "Chekov, huh? Shields up! Lock phasors. Go to yellow alert."
Kirk: "Open a channel."
Uhura: "Sir, no response."
Kirk: "That's damn funny. Go to red alert. WTF is *Reliant* doing here at a Federation secret project? What system is this? Tau Ceti? Tau Ceti? We left a bunch of genically altered scumbags in this system like 30 years ago. They must have captured Mr. Chekov and his ship! FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOS!... TARGET THEIR WARP CORE!"
...the end.
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