Gosh, I sure do hope that they get constantly berated by incredibly bitchy females [superiors and otherwise], cry frequently, say "fuck" all the time, and also do vicious murders almost every episode!

I fully expect that Spock will be an oppressed immigrant but overly virtuous and brilliant nigger-Jew and Pike will be the oppressive evil patriarch who can't wipe his own ass because of being a white male and needs supervision by nigger-Jew-Spock.

How much does anyone here want to bet this will be the premise?