That is not.. Good.
Fear not, space is not real. They lie about everything.
They've got you thinking you're on a spinning ball in endless night.
But, by all means, be afraid.
EDIT: allow me to give an example of how retarded the space story is.
ahem
An astronaut’s tool bag that accidentally floated away during a routine spacewalk at the International Space Station
Let's read that again
routine spacewalk ... tool bag ... floated away
So, you're telling me that a multi-billion dollar space station is receiving ROUTINE (meaning they do it regularly) maintenance, and the FUCKING TOOL BAG IS FREE FLOATING!!?! You're telling me, these astronauts have to hold on to their tool bag the entire time? No one thought of a contraption to HOLD THE BAG?
Something like... A ROPE?
To believe that these guys have billion-dollar space stations--and are yet so retarded they couldn't think of attaching a rope to a tool bag--is literally insane.
I saw a report that it was a woman who let it "slip" because she wanted to come home and didn't want to do any more work up there. I won't bother checking the veracity of that statement because it seems real enough.
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