Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2025 Poal.co

1.1K

Best reply ever:

Casey Mattox

Replying to

This tweet is sexist. It defaults to the male giraffe as standard. The female giraffe is roughly half as large - so about the same size as the meteor at issue.

Best reply ever: > Casey Mattox @CaseyMattox_ Replying to @MailOnline This tweet is sexist. It defaults to the male giraffe as standard. The female giraffe is roughly half as large - so about the same size as the meteor at issue.

(post is archived)

[–] • 2 pts

To the naked eye, Halley's Comet appears to be about half the size of an African dung beetle, but it's actually several thousands of giraffes wide.

(comments are great)

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

You know, I am a bit of a giraffe myself.

[–] • 1 pt

But did you land off the coast of Iceland?

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

An African giraffe, or a European giraffe?

[–] • 2 pts

Oh. I don't know that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[–] • 0 pt

It's just not a proper unit of measurement if you don't know what kind of giraffe.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

And what if two of the giraffe were tied together by a string?

[–] • 2 pts

Plot twist: it was a giraffe

[–] • 1 pt

TIL that 'a giraffe' is a fixed size.. pretty neat if you have no bananas to compare with or if the number of bananas would be too astronomical and therefore unfathomable..