@stupidbird immortal dutch vampire confirmed
@stupidbird immortal dutch vampire confirmed
uhhhhhhhhhh fuck hey look over there a squirrel!
uhhhhhhhhhh fuck hey look over there a squirrel!
It's just like, you ain't even one of those cool vampires that live on a massive private mansion in Eastern Europe because you have acquired lifetimes worth of wealth from being immortal.
You that gay type of vampire that put all your money into buggy-whips right before Henry Ford made the modern assembly line, and gotta restart every 80 years, and now you live in Ohio
It's just like, you ain't even one of those cool vampires that live on a massive private mansion in Eastern Europe because you have acquired lifetimes worth of wealth from being immortal.
You that gay type of vampire that put all your money into buggy-whips right before Henry Ford made the modern assembly line, and gotta restart every 80 years, and now you live in Ohio
i'm actually a very stupid werewolf. I could have been the leader of a pack that stretched for hundreds of miles, but noooooo those damn tulips.
i'm actually a very stupid werewolf. I could have been the leader of a pack that stretched for hundreds of miles, but noooooo those damn tulips.
It spells /s/horkers
It spells /s/horkers