i'm actually a very stupid werewolf. I could have been the leader of a pack that stretched for hundreds of miles, but noooooo those damn tulips.
I was going to respond with a joke referencing the Twilight series of books and films (team Jabob vs team Edward) but I thought that maybe you would be too old to get it.
Then I looked up the actual dates of Twilight's publication and popularity, and I realized I am getting old, and maybe nobody would get the joke.
I'm familiar with the series, but nothing more than "I know what it is."
It was a bunch of vapid teen paranormal romance, about some whiny teenage girl who couldn't decide whether she wanted to go out with a wolf or a 300 year old vampire who was pretending to be in High School.
If you take a step back, and read it, you are kind of like 'wtf?', but it sold amazingly well