Guards couldn't find in his nasal cavity A whole gram of meth Still a hardworking honest man Looks way older than 51 Joey P compares him to The old man with a shovel In Home Alone Doesn't know how he caught A stray bullet - 22 ain't nothing to pull When his own brother shot him once A barn mouse will wait on his foot For crumbs of crank Falling asleep recovering From a motorcycle accident Pomeranian licked infection to the bone PTSD from wife's suicide Cleaned up the blood Before the kids could smell iron Good to see him falling in love again Even with Jess Who looks like Rachel Druze from SNL As strange as it is