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By the end of the 21st century A new type of pilgrim Had established a breakaway civilization Terraforming Mars A consortium of Caucasians From Europe, the Americas, and elsewhere Funded by the ancient and immeasurable gold in Swiss bank vaults Coming under siege By Greater Israel, and New Khazaria Still holding a grudge from the 1990s

These colonies, loosely allied by a council With a simple moto: "No more brother wars"

Militaries mostly relegated To atmospheric defense Usually taking out ships Of the Aljadid Moors Backed by Talmudists and Marxists But we have our own unlikely ally In messianic Jews Who infiltrate their own people that hate them In exchange for Martian Peridot

Many of these colonists Brought resurrected and refurbished customs Some protestants and catholics Prefer cremation or burial Either here, or sending bodies back to earth Italians are more likely to have burials In the areography here Particularly Hecate's Thalos Which they equate with Mt. Etna

Irish and some English Will set a casket towards Aquarius - Se waeter gyt Or to the constellations Lyra Buried with the harp Of King Arthur/David

Hungarians favor Gemini Their twin myth of Humor and Magor Not rivals like Romulus and Remus Closest older male relative in charge of proceedings Stronger raising the weaker

Germans have several traditions Launch a burial capsule Towards the Pleiades Basis for the myth Of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Or procession ceremony Of the Wolf and seven young goats Also towards Pleiades Director dressed as wolf With six goat costumed Pallbearers As the moon covers all but one star

Some send the dead towards Pisces Antenteh ceremony Wife kills a fish Before the funeral shelter is destroyed

Finns send the dead towards Taehti (Polaris) Star at the top of the heavenly mountain Or the Milky Way (Linnunrata) in general With many carved birds Overseen by a priestess In the likeness of Lindu As they bow towards Lintukoto

Swedes prefer Friggerock (Orion's belt) Entombed with a Freyjas Distaff Winding them With pricked finger

Ukrainians will bind the deceased In a Stozhary (Storehouse for hay and crops) Led by 7 nymph maids Set it ablaze - a hundred embers As they call the Pleiades

The Dutch go to the Big Dipper Laid with Grote Beer (great bear) Imprinted Steelpanetje (sauce pan)

The French in accordance With their Lascaux cave paintings Adorn the dead in read ochre With horns Before shuttling to Taurus

Some occultic pilgrims Of the left hand path Usually on the outskirts of settlements Or sent to the MC-17 Phoenicia Region Lift their dead to Ophiuchus Some with more morbid rites than others

Slavs send the departed To Perun's Eye (Polaris) God of sky, thunder, lightning, storms, rain, law, war, fertility, and oak trees (we've finally grown saplings on Mars)

To this North Star Scip-Steorra Many English and Americans Send the deceased Some marked with a Tiwaz Rune

Many Nordics do as well Preferring nitroglycerin cremation To be reunited with the frost giants In leiðarstjarna

We all still respect the dead Even our adversaries Observing their funerary Through causeways, with missiles ready Marked with their star of Remphan En route to Saturn

Damn Galactic Geneva Convention

By the end of the 21st century A new type of pilgrim Had established a breakaway civilization Terraforming Mars A consortium of Caucasians From Europe, the Americas, and elsewhere Funded by the ancient and immeasurable gold in Swiss bank vaults Coming under siege By Greater Israel, and New Khazaria Still holding a grudge from the 1990s These colonies, loosely allied by a council With a simple moto: "No more brother wars" Militaries mostly relegated To atmospheric defense Usually taking out ships Of the Aljadid Moors Backed by Talmudists and Marxists But we have our own unlikely ally In messianic Jews Who infiltrate their own people that hate them In exchange for Martian Peridot Many of these colonists Brought resurrected and refurbished customs Some protestants and catholics Prefer cremation or burial Either here, or sending bodies back to earth Italians are more likely to have burials In the areography here Particularly Hecate's Thalos Which they equate with Mt. Etna Irish and some English Will set a casket towards Aquarius - Se waeter gyt Or to the constellations Lyra Buried with the harp Of King Arthur/David Hungarians favor Gemini Their twin myth of Humor and Magor Not rivals like Romulus and Remus Closest older male relative in charge of proceedings Stronger raising the weaker Germans have several traditions Launch a burial capsule Towards the Pleiades Basis for the myth Of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves Or procession ceremony Of the Wolf and seven young goats Also towards Pleiades Director dressed as wolf With six goat costumed Pallbearers As the moon covers all but one star Some send the dead towards Pisces Antenteh ceremony Wife kills a fish Before the funeral shelter is destroyed Finns send the dead towards Taehti (Polaris) Star at the top of the heavenly mountain Or the Milky Way (Linnunrata) in general With many carved birds Overseen by a priestess In the likeness of Lindu As they bow towards Lintukoto Swedes prefer Friggerock (Orion's belt) Entombed with a Freyjas Distaff Winding them With pricked finger Ukrainians will bind the deceased In a Stozhary (Storehouse for hay and crops) Led by 7 nymph maids Set it ablaze - a hundred embers As they call the Pleiades The Dutch go to the Big Dipper Laid with Grote Beer (great bear) Imprinted Steelpanetje (sauce pan) The French in accordance With their Lascaux cave paintings Adorn the dead in read ochre With horns Before shuttling to Taurus Some occultic pilgrims Of the left hand path Usually on the outskirts of settlements Or sent to the MC-17 Phoenicia Region Lift their dead to Ophiuchus Some with more morbid rites than others Slavs send the departed To Perun's Eye (Polaris) God of sky, thunder, lightning, storms, rain, law, war, fertility, and oak trees (we've finally grown saplings on Mars) To this North Star Scip-Steorra Many English and Americans Send the deceased Some marked with a Tiwaz Rune Many Nordics do as well Preferring nitroglycerin cremation To be reunited with the frost giants In leiðarstjarna We all still respect the dead Even our adversaries Observing their funerary Through causeways, with missiles ready Marked with their star of Remphan En route to Saturn Damn Galactic Geneva Convention

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Rough draft. Don't wanna crowd my ñigger opium den