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Stop posting on here and fix your life.

You should start by cleaning your porch. Then clean up the rest of your home. Then clean up yourself.

Come out of this a better person, start working out, stop drinking and smoking. Improve.

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Fuck off and thank you

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I'm not kidding.

Sweep your porch right now. Then do some sit ups in the clean space.

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Ya know, I was gonna retake the picture, just for that cigarette butt that fell, the rest are those windmill leaves

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And now for the most important question ......

How did you get the sock on?

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They put it over. Can still remove to shower

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Looks like a motel. Do you still drive drunk?

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Don't hate on mah porch nigga

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I don't understand the reference. Are you asking for someone to bring you meth?

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No, remember last time I did that and couldn't piss and had to go to the hospital?

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Yeah and I'll say it again, the quality is fine and stop blaming the meth. If you would just chill out on all the butt stuff for a little while you would probably feel a lot better. It's not healthy man.

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I wouldn't butt fuck my cousin. Maybe second cousin

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probably a "home alone" reference

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What, just because meth makes you want to avoid people? Seems pretty obscure I don't think many would get that reference.

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What did you do to get that?

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DUI etc last year, spent nearly a month in county. Thought I slipped through the COVID cracks but they got me. Thankfully got a sweet deal. 5 days house arrest and a year probation

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I got one a long time ago. They gave me the 24 hours in jail and the standard probation. Felt lucky on that. Hang in there man. Nice little home vacation.