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It's late-ish here in America. Probably morning where you are, I've only been to Greece. Amerimutt, of German, Irish, English, Swiss, and Hungarian, possibly other descent. Amazing how autocorrect enabled that. Fucking proto AI.

Anyhow my brethren, welcome to my porch to discuss whatever you wish. Comedy, tragedy, quantum physics, mysticism/occult, Italian film, bridge or pinochle strategies, best recipes for beef Wellington, what have you.

Be my guest, as I pretend to be be an anthropomorphic entity from beauty and the beast, though I may pass out drunk soon.

Also, I face 5 days house arrest coming up, and would appreciate suggestions for activities.

It's late-ish here in America. Probably morning where you are, I've only been to Greece. Amerimutt, of German, Irish, English, Swiss, and Hungarian, possibly other descent. Amazing how autocorrect enabled that. Fucking proto AI. Anyhow my brethren, welcome to my porch to discuss whatever you wish. Comedy, tragedy, quantum physics, mysticism/occult, Italian film, bridge or pinochle strategies, best recipes for beef Wellington, what have you. Be my guest, as I pretend to be be an anthropomorphic entity from beauty and the beast, though I may pass out drunk soon. Also, I face 5 days house arrest coming up, and would appreciate suggestions for activities.

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C'mon you bloody wankers, emerce from your flats

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I AINT NO PORCH NIGGUH!

Actually, I kind of am. It is toasty inside and Massa gave me my own room with a featherbed.

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Fellow porch monkey, I welcome you, but do desire Euros. Still, elucidate us with wondrous tales

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MUH DIKK

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Now you have to donate to Smedleys swear jar

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I got this fissure on my anus.... it's green and smells like fish. What crystals would help replenish my anal aura?

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Crystals are for fag larpers. I'm not a practicer, just a researcher