Kittens are cute, And felines are the best, But this Vile Old Crone Cat, Is more interesting than the rest, She is old, And can't jump into the air, So when she wants onto the bed, She yowls in despair, And I kneel down, To pick up this Queen, Stinky & Boney, Orange & Black, She deserves a Crown, As the Empress of All Halloween Cats. On my bed, The Bitch sleeps tonight, And she reminds me, All of our mortality, Is directly in sight.