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Good people get angry when you lie about them; bad people get angry when you tell the truth about them.

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Everyone's worried about aliens for various reasons, but I don't think anyone considers the literal blood sucking issues.

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When you're young, you outgrow things. But as you get older and continue to outgrow things while others do not, it's deeply disappointing.

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What If Hitler won World War 2?

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Cauliflower is the STD of the vegetable world.

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Waiting for voat to load is like using a Windows PC.

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There won't be a civil war or race war until the feds are done letting the disadvantaged side amass illegal weapons

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If AI begins making pop music hits, will an AI come along that makes parodies of that music? Will it be called Weird AI?

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We learn to read, then, we read to learn.

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Tug-of-war should really be named war-of-tug.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong, but a tax is a fine for doing well.

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When you give someone food, you are feeding them, but if you give them water, you aren’t watering them.

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A jail and a prison are basically the same thing, but a jailer and a prisoner are completely different.

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If the movie Fatal Attraction had been about false accusation rather than attempted murder she would have gotten away with it.

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I am convinced that the yarmulke was invented by a Jew that wanted to cover a bald spot, but didn't want to pay for an entire hat.

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If people are always making you sick, maybe you should try cooking them longer.

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Is it my imagination or was music better when ugly people were allowed to make it?

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The person who proof read Hitler's speeches, was the original grammar Nazi.

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You wouldn't be rasist if there were just one race.

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Seems to me like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we have eaten.

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Like the offended people they represent, each snowflake is individual and fragile. In numbers however, they’ll fuck up an entire country.

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A politician is someone who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

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The greatest way for a persecuted conservative at Micro$oft to go out in a blaze of glory would be to set Tay's source code free

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The 35 People aboard the US Military plane that flew over Iran along side the Drone were intended to be killed as patsies by the Deep State to start the Iran war

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