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I find myself benefiting from some vision correcting eyewear lately. Not that I'm getting old or anything. Reality just got fuzzier during the last few years. Sign of the times.

If eye glasses were never invented, the usefulness of the ripe generation would drop off a cliff, making room for more eagle-eyed young studs. But as it is, the geriatrics get to keep holding on and dominating the young'uns with their vast experience.

Speaking as an outsider looking in, because old is definitely not the thing that I am. Just look at he onion on my belt.

I find myself benefiting from some vision correcting eyewear lately. Not that I'm getting old or anything. Reality just got fuzzier during the last few years. Sign of the times. If eye glasses were never invented, the usefulness of the ripe generation would drop off a cliff, making room for more eagle-eyed young studs. But as it is, the geriatrics get to keep holding on and dominating the young'uns with their vast experience. Speaking as an outsider looking in, because old is definitely not the thing that I am. Just look at he onion on my belt.
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[–] • 1 pt 2mo

Come again?

Paper said, these days you can get any old aids wit a shot from one of those new-fangled sy-ringes. What kind of fish is a sy-ringe? 's what I'd like to know.

[–] • 0 pt 2mo

Someone will be along to help you.

[–] • 1 pt 2mo

That's what your people said last time. I consumed their spleen with discount box wine.

I told them: "It's ok. You can live without your spleen." Inexplicably, this did not calm them down.