I find myself benefiting from some vision correcting eyewear lately. Not that I'm getting old or anything. Reality just got fuzzier during the last few years. Sign of the times. If eye glasses were never invented, the usefulness of the ripe generation would drop off a cliff, making room for more eagle-eyed young studs. But as it is, the geriatrics get to keep holding on and dominating the young'uns with their vast experience. Speaking as an outsider looking in, because old is definitely not the thing that I am. Just look at he onion on my belt.