Did someone hit on you when you farted?
He's trying to figure out how to express his interest in @engrish_is_hard without being too on the nose about it.
"Oooh, are you Flarting with me? You big thilly-billy, or are you playing fart to get?"
He hangs out on elevators in San Franscisco constantly so it's gonna happen with that hobby.
Farting in an elevator is wrong...on so many levels.
LMAO I'm using this. Maybe use the joke with strangers in an elevator "Man farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels" half giggle half you can tell are nervously smelling at the same time.
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