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NSFW This Easter, Instead of Honoring Christ with Your Family, Spend All Day Hunting for Eggs

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NSFW If we make shoes out of dildoes and sell dem to dah democrats we all WIN

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NSFW Tired of Getting Out of Bed Every Night to Use the Bathroom? Just Pee in the Closet!

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NSFW WHO SAID THEY WUZ WOMEN? [480x515 - 156KB]

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NSFW SOMETIM3S BEING GAY AIN'T DAH ANSWER BUT SOMETIMES BEING GAY IS DAH ONLY ANSWER

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NSFW Don't forget to put your live wasp nest out on trash day.

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NSFW Solve all your problems with this one weird trick!

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NSFW Move to Minneapolis…

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NSFW Leave your front house light on ONLY when no one is home. Keeps people from knocking when no one is around.

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NSFW Install an unsecured webcam inside your fridge so the world can see how much beer you drink.

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NSFW You should let me be a mod here

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NSFW Not hungry? Browse through a dermatology textbook.

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NSFW Post your life and everything about yourself including family and hobbies on the Internet and update it a few times a week.

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NSFW Don't have enough books? Fill the gaps in your bookshelves with Great Stuff!

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NSFW Eat toilet paper so that you don't have to wipe when you take a dump.

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NSFW Should I post something here today?

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NSFW If you’re in a public restroom and someone knocks on your stall, invite them in

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NSFW Women who've had single mastectomies enjoy strangers squeezing their remaining breast in public

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NSFW Don't know what to do with left over roofing nails? Stick them in your eyes and anus.

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NSFW Drink gasoline

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NSFW The best time to sexually proposition your boss is at the start of a meeting

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NSFW Look PEOPLE of POAL we all stuck here on earf. Dah Bess way tah git off is build a rocket and fly intah dah Sun

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NSFW Always use 3 bottles of bengay for lube when u MASTERBATE instead of 2

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NSFW All the admin candidates should be forced to post their campaigns under s/Shittyadvice

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NSFW Should I let @MaroonSaint see a picture of my dick?

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