He says I need to shower 3x a day, and get a haircut twice a week, then girls will flock to me like niggers to an open bar
Sounds like a good looking mirror that needs a little windex and a microfiber towel.
Oh, cleaning is not my 'thing'
Diamond in the rough eh. From my years of camping I learned You can only get so dirty, eventually it just won't stick anymore.
I think there is a dating app for yetis and sasquatch you might fit in that pungent crowd.
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