My snake oil cures Ganaherpesyphilitusaids. I'll sell it to you for the low, low, price of $300/floz. Multiple treatment course. Deposit rectally 1/4floz every 8 hours for 2 weeks. Any scabs, sores, or irritation may persist for up to 4 weeks prior. If this persists resume another course.†
†This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
You can employ discernment whilst lending an ear to the crazies, you know. Every major scientific discovery was held, first, by some loon, before someone finally decided to look in to it. Some were even killed for it. Scientific suppression is a thing. Pharmaceutical monopolies are a thing.
Indeed. I was being cheeky.
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