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>Scientists have created the blackest fabric yet – and it could be adorning your evening wear in a few years. Like an eternal black hole, the fabric absorbs 99.87 per cent of light while reflecting the remaining 0.13 per cent. That makes it officially 'ultra–black' – defined as reflecting less than 0.5 per cent of the light that hits it – or as Spinal Tap might put it, 'none more black'. The scientists, from Cornell University, have used the material to create a black dress, inspired by a bird that has the similarly impressive ability to absorb light.

Archive: https://archive.today/vyhNV From the post: >>Scientists have created the blackest fabric yet – and it could be adorning your evening wear in a few years. Like an eternal black hole, the fabric absorbs 99.87 per cent of light while reflecting the remaining 0.13 per cent. That makes it officially 'ultra–black' – defined as reflecting less than 0.5 per cent of the light that hits it – or as Spinal Tap might put it, 'none more black'. The scientists, from Cornell University, have used the material to create a black dress, inspired by a bird that has the similarly impressive ability to absorb light.
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Due to its high reactivity and fragility it has to locked away from anything valuable or breakable.

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This new black fabric will be easy to find. Just go into a bridal shop and it will be raping all of the white fabric.

Jackets made out of this will be a shop lifters best friend, it will be damn near impossible to determine that some objects are concealed under it by visual observation, so the concealment of the item being stolen will have to be observed. Then again, if you just assume every nigger is stealing, you won't be wrong very often.

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You are assuming the niggers are smart enough to try to acquire something like this. They really don't give a shit. They rob in the daylight without masks on.

I guess this could create the ultimate "blackface" costume though.

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I bet some retard is going to get this color and have his car wrapped with it, then wonder why he got into an accident

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haha! Yeah, I bet you are right. Which will also lead to some new stupid fucking laws or something too. I bet some saudi or some fucking oil nigger is going to do this, probably in the next year. Gold is out "black" is in.

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A fabric so black that it steals the light...

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You missed another joke. It's so black it steals itself And maybe stabs a bitch on the way out.

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A fabric so black that it gets you pregnant just by wearing it...

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Stabs the bitch after it rapes her...

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ouch...... Yep. Sounds about right. If we didn't have Dark humor I don't think we would have any at all....