I did hydroponic mushrooms when I was 18.
I ate more than anyone there because it was split evenly by weight and 3 people thought eating their stems was beneath them.
I ate all of mine plus the extra stems from the other 3.
I was tripping so hard, I went to talk to God and actually got in the control room by sheer willpower and force of spirit.
He spanked me (absolutely destroyed my perceived knowledge and existence like being smashed between the earth and moon) for thinking I was important enough to barge in on his position, then told me I was important - just not in the ego driven megalomania sense I had lived up until that point.
TL;DR - TRIPPED ON HYDROPONIC MUSHROOMS AND GOT CLOSER TO JESUS. ACTUALLY MANDATED GOD, HE LISTENED.
TOP THAT FAGGOTS.
mushrooms are over 90 percent water they are grown on saturated blocks so i guess you can say they are all grown hydroponically. i use a mister i should call them aeroponic to get more money.
He used the best images you could understand. Guess we know who you are!
i did so much ketamine that i vanished up my own arsehole and BECAME god. i created several worlds in minutes. 6 days for one? faggotry. all my worlds were populated and organised, cities were built, i had full omnipresence and could move several viewpoints at once to observe my creations. then i woke up.
win
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