the device is called lightning rod....
Yep, metal stick on tall thing.
Attach a thin metal wire to a model rocket. Launch while in a lightning storm. Be sure to use a WIRELESS REMOTE LAUNCH to avoid getting hit by lightning.
EDIT: Same thing, but with a helium balloon. Again, use a WIRELESS REMOTE LAUNCH.
Fly a kite
How do you fly a kike? Are they remote controlled?
Tie a penny on a kite and the kike will fly itself.
Tape a dollar to a balloon and watch them take flight.
They're not wireless.
If you only knew, goy! The nazis made kites out of jew-skin to distract the enemy airforce.
fly a kite in a storm with steel wires ...
George "Kang Kong" Floyd's face seems to work well.
Obviously Trump has a weather control device!
Seriously though, you could potentially attract lightning by pumping a high positive static charge into a heavily insulated container. The electric field would tend to attract a strike, but wouldn't leak into the atmosphere and diffuse the potential like a lightning rod would.
wait... I see what he did here if we all put lightning attractive metal rods in key places of the Fentanyl Floyd criminal thug murals and statues we can let nature just do what needs to be done. That piece of shit ruined the USA on his crime spree.
a gigantic George Floyd jew type nose attracts it even in painting apparently.
It was a bomb
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