tbh, i'd be down.
Let me tell you about the day you were born, son (because why would you ever have a daughter? lol). It was around August, and I got really drunk and let some crazy chinks shoot a bunch of shit into me for free egg rolls. 7 months later (because the male is more effective and therefore would carry a baby to term both healthier and faster.) I sat down and had a shit, but not just any shit; THE BIGGEST SHIT OF MY LIFE and that shit was you; and I've never been prouder.
tbh, i'd be down.
>Let me tell you about the day you were born, son (because why would you ever have a daughter? lol). It was around August, and I got really drunk and let some crazy chinks shoot a bunch of shit into me for free egg rolls. 7 months later (because the male is more effective and therefore would carry a baby to term both healthier and faster.) I sat down and had a shit, but not just any shit; **THE BIGGEST SHIT OF MY LIFE** and that shit was you; and I've never been prouder.
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