"A new study shows that wives with larger ovaries bleed more over a longer period (get that?) of time, at "that time of the month" and husbands of these types of women therefore feel less attracted to their partners more often in their lifetime than husbands of smaller sized ovaries wives. Scientists are baffled and state that more funding and research is needed." Or "A landmark has been reached in the research into why micro-penile males then to buy large vehicles and statistically more often displays hostility towards flatbreasted skinny females with overbites, lisps and glasses." And "A new study shows that pointless studies are a waste of time, life and somebodys money."