Want to see the 19 year old hag-cat I just acquired?
Of course.
She makes the worst sounds in the world.
Such a cackling, crackling "meeeoooow"
She can't even jump up on the couch. I have to put her there.
She might even piss herself at any moment.
But the bitch talks, even when I don't want to hear it.
I love the fur on her. What breed is she?