> we'll finally be able to finish the coding on Half-Life 3 Half-Life 3 was finished years ago. It was so revolutionary, so groundbreaking in both it's story and what could be done with the game engine, that the government immediately stepped in and took it to a secure storage location. Playtesters were literally having aneurisms because of it's approach to coding. It's rumored to have killed 73 people before it was taken and all of the coders sent through a re-conditioning program. You think there's gold in Fort Knox? Think again, mister. This is the real shit. You think it's a joke? Wait until you turn on the television one day and wonder why there's blood running out of your nose as you lay on the floor. It's been weaponized. Mark my words, you'll wish you listened to them one day.