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Gentlemen: Knowing what I do about Judaism, I was naturally distressed to see that you have erroneously featured me as a Jew in ENCYCLOPAEDIA JUDAICA. Please do not make this mistake again in any future editions of your voluminous, pseudo-authoritative publication. I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised. I suggest rather than fraudulently misrepresenting me to be a Jew, and dishonestly abusing my name and reputation as a kind of advertising gimmick to improve the image of your religion (Judaism), you try to promote your religion on its own merits--if indeed it has any! In closing, I trust that I am not being unrealistically optimistic, in thanking you in advance for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.

Truly yours, Bobby Fischer, The World Chess Champion

> Gentlemen: Knowing what I do about Judaism, I was naturally distressed to see that you have erroneously featured me as a Jew in ENCYCLOPAEDIA JUDAICA. Please do not make this mistake again in any future editions of your voluminous, pseudo-authoritative publication. I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised. I suggest rather than fraudulently misrepresenting me to be a Jew, and dishonestly abusing my name and reputation as a kind of advertising gimmick to improve the image of your religion (Judaism), you try to promote your religion on its own merits--if indeed it has any! In closing, I trust that I am not being unrealistically optimistic, in thanking you in advance for your anticipated cooperation in this matter. > Truly yours, Bobby Fischer, The World Chess Champion

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[–] 8 pts

poal would shun bobby for capitalizing jew

[–] 0 pt

The 66 in his signature is also questionable.

Trolling them?

[–] 3 pts

Tl;dr: "Can you stop trying to claim me as a member of your satanic tribe? I have nothing to do with you, and I'd rather see every last one of your kind wiped off the face of the earth. Cheers."