It's astounding at how offended you folks are. IDC who OP is. This is a goofy shitpost that did its job- winding up spergs like you and provoking an overly emotional reaction. This is known as "trolling". And what you are doing is "feeding the trolls" by continuing to engage in a SUPER SERIOUS manner with a clearly absurd post. My point is- lighten up. This is just a shitpost. Don't let it ruin your day, man. Don't let it make you say things like "I rather white knight".